They looked harmless — walking canes, reading glasses, and stories from the 60s.
But don’t be fooled.
These three old-timers walked into the store like any other day…
Except this time, they weren’t shopping — they were stealing.
One of them stuffed an entire ham — bigger than his arm — right down his pants.
Another? Filled his shirt with batteries, sausages, and what looked like a toaster.
And the third? He was the distraction — cracking jokes with the cashier like a pro.
Security didn’t suspect a thing.
Until one of them sneezed…
…and a whole box of frozen fish fell out of his coat.
What happened next? Let’s just say… they didn’t go down without a very slow chase. 🏃♂️🦯💨
