Parent: “Hi, we’d like to exchange this child. He’s been making weird noises for 3 days.”
Clerk: “Do you have the receipt?”
Parent: “No, but we have the warranty.”
Clerk: “Let me call the manager.” 😳
AND THEN—
A kid in a suit walks out and says, “Let’s talk options.” 💼👶
Everyone in the store stopped. One old lady nearly passed out laughing.
Even the security guard was wiping away tears 😂
