He talks to his rum.
He forgets why he’s even being chased.
Everyone laughs at him — even his own crew.
But what they don’t know?
Jack Sparrow isn’t just a joke.
He’s the only man the sea itself won’t kill.
🌀 Cursed ships hunt him.
⚔️ Dead pirates rise to stop him.
👑 And kings fear his name — even when he’s not invited.
“You’re the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.”
“But you have heard of me.”
🎥 When you realize this fool is actually playing 4D chess with the gods… it’s too late.
Let me know if you want one for Davy Jones, Barbossa, or a specific Pirates movie!
