There was red everywhere.
On the walls.
On the floor.
Even on the dog. 🐶
She walked in, gasped, and dropped her coffee:
“WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!”
Total panic.
Full dramatic scene.
Someone yelled, “It’s a crime scene!” 😱
But then…
We found the empty jar.
We found the spaghetti.
And we found Uncle Joe sitting calmly, holding a ladle and saying:
“Relax. It’s just tomato sauce.” 🍝
Cue the awkward silence. Cue the laughter.
