He looked left.
He looked right.
No one around…
So he hopped on my bike and tried to ride off like a ninja.
But what he didn’t know?
🛠️ I removed the chain.
🔒 The front wheel is loose.
📣 And the seat? Covered in hot sauce. 🌶️
He got 3 feet before:
➡️ The tire popped off
➡️ He slid straight into a bush
➡️ And screamed, “WHY IS IT SPICY!?”
Moral of the story:
Don’t steal bikes. Especially mine.
