She walked into the kitchen and screamed.
Red splatter on the floor.
Drips down the wall.
A trail leading to the hallway…
Everyone thought the worst.
Someone even whispered, “Call the police.”
But then—
We saw the empty jar on the counter…
…and the spaghetti still boiling on the stove. 🍝
It wasn’t blood.
It was just tomato sauce.
And yes, it went everywhere because someone tried to open the jar like Hulk in a hurry.
Panic level: 💯
Reality check: 😂
