He answered the call on speaker—
Big mistake.
Because the second he said “Hello?”…
💥 SCREAMING.
Not yelling. Not loud.
We’re talking full-volume, glass-shattering screeching.
His coffee spilled.
The dog ran away.
Three people turned around like it was the apocalypse.
And what did the caller say right after screaming?
“Oops, wrong number.” 😐
Moral of the story:
Never trust a random call at 8 a.m.
Especially if it starts with: “HELLOOOOOO!??”
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