It started with a tiny zap from a light switch.
Next thing you know—
His hand was fully charged. Literally.
⚡ He turned the TV on just by pointing at it.
⚡ Every time he touched metal, someone got shocked.
⚡ The microwave? Heated just by him standing near it.
His friends call him “Captain Static.”
He can’t pet the cat.
Can’t wear socks on carpet.
And don’t even ask what happens when he shakes hands at job interviews. 😬
But hey—
Need to charge your phone in 5 seconds?
Just give him a fist bump. 💥📱
