They said it was next-gen glue.
Stronger than nails.
More powerful than duct tape.
“Safe and easy to use,” they said… 😏
So naturally, we tested it at home.
My cousin wanted to fix a loose chair leg—
Ended up gluing his hand to the chair, then the chair to the wall.
But it didn’t stop there.
Somehow, his shirt got glued to the fridge.
And the remote? Permanently attached to the cat.
We’re still trying to figure out how the ceiling got involved…
Let’s just say, this glue doesn’t play. 💥
It fixed everything.
Including things we didn’t want fixed.
